A dangerous bikie gang is being formed which intends starting turf wars with the enemy. These men will be using formidable weapons like the Mass, following the Catholic Church and supporting priests!
These people must be stopped, especially where there is danger of influencing young men. They go under the name of "The Knights of St Michael the Archangel" and are believed to have the support of the "toughest bouncer in history".
Approach these reprobates with caution as they are armed - with rosary beads!
To find out more about this menace e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org or phone Mike (02) 67241340 after hours.