Concern is being expressed over the use of 'inclusive language' in Church services, including the Mass
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With your present Trinity,
Gender-Benders is the firm
You folks should go and see!
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past its use-by date,
And as ready for the junkyard
As a clunky Ford V8,
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More stream-lined, gender-neutral,
- One less particular.
And, once you've made that switch, you'll find
You'll hardly need the Son
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One low on fuel-consumption
- When you're ready, call on us ...
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Crazy lovin' fools
(We shouldn't be in business, we're just
Breakin' all the rules!).
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(He knew the game);
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It's working through the night;
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